Lookin’ Back: Mountain Brothers – “Love Poetry” [Free DL]

This isnt the first time we’ve looked back through the years and shared a little Mountain Brothers with you. But we thought it’d be especially appropriate to share this skit track titled “Love Poetry” from their debut album 12 years ago, in 1999. It’s completely tongue in cheek and borderline stupid… but borderline awesome as well. Just take a look at the lyrics after the jump! I really miss their music. At least Chops is still doin his thing!

You can DL it for free here.


Can you hear me (yeah wassup) how’s that sound
I don’t hear the track (there it is)

Ohhhh yeah, hey fellas (what’s up?)
I think we should set it off with a little slow jam
(Yeah) (Right on) (You’re the extra smooth Casanova)
Why don’t we kick it a little somethin like this (okay)
Check this out

Girl..
If you were a newspaper, then I would be your ink
If you were a piece of doo doo, then I would be your stink
We go together like Abotto and Costello
Bill Cosby and Jell-o.. peeing, and yellow
If you were a face, and love was a fight
Then I would rearrange you, oh yes I just might
Lady you look luscious let me lick you like a dum dum
Just let me get to know you, and show you where I come from
I pump you like diesel, pop you like a weasel (Vanilla Ice)
I would be acryllics, and you would be my easel (Let’s paint each other up)
I’m a remote control and you’re my favorite channel (channel 10)
Girl I dig you like a mole I want to hump you like a camel
And then commence to suckin out all your tooth enamel

(It’s good love baby – let’s get the novacaine baby)
(Tell ’em what you got to say)

Yo check it, I like this part comin up (aww yeah)

Baby..
I am Joe Blow, the lover man (okay)
You should be payin me (yeah true)
(Where’s my money hoe?)
(It’s the pimp daddy of ’em all, check it..)


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