afterschoolspecial’s Dan aka Dan Drops “I Love Libraries + I Love My Phone”

Here’s a quickie drop from afterschoolspecial‘s frontman and MC, Dan aka Dan. This is meant to be a parody & spoof of the now infamous “Asians in the Library” Youtube rant by Alexandra Wallace. Personally I’m well past over the whole situation as I could really do is shake my head at Wallace’s misguided, ignorant attempt at humor and move on. Oh well, if you’re still caught up in the drama you may appreciate this ditty from Dan.


Asians in the library, getting hella crazy
Studying Poly Sci, Listening to Brad Paisley
We Pasty, We eating Chocolate Pastries
With Sprinkles on Top, Damn Dude they’re tasty
Libraries wayyy Awesome, books up in stacks
Non Fiction Rants on Facts about Cats
Get my Study on, But Yo! Where’s my Phone
Your Phones’ right here, Not a library without a phone
Damn i’m in the zone studying ridiculous Math
With like a 1000 other Asians, each back to back
Each arm to arm, then my phone blasts loud
Everyone’s phone rings and i’m feeling hella proud
Yo i love my phone, nothing else can phase me
One thing on my mind, thank god for brad paisley
Had an Epiphany, this library’s amazing,
Ching Chong, ling long is the phrase that pays me

To the aunts, uncles, brothers and cousin,
Grandmas, dads, mom’s, second cousins
Everyone related all across the globe
I love Libraries, and I love my phone!

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