Songs to Wear Pants to Teaches About the “Right Choice”

Songs to Wear Pants to has decided to try his hand and random edutainment with his latest song “Right Choice”. In the video and song, a number of “ethical quandaries” are presented, with an explanation of the more proper alternative. Long story short, it’s just more of Andrew Huang’s brand of nonsensical humor. Like the song? Pick it up from bandcamp for just shy of a buck.

The following song will really help you in life! I wish I’d heard it two hours ago…

Today we’re going to learn about right and wrong!

In any given situation, there’s only two ways to respond. If you think you need an explanation, just stay tuned to this song!

Here’s the situation! You’re walking along and see a discarded water bottle by the side of the road. Do you: Pick it up and try and squeeze the last few drops out of it, even though you’re not thirsty? Or: Do you put it in the recycling?

Put it in the recycling! Yeah!

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Anything can be recycled!

In any given situation, there’s only two ways to respond. If anybody tells you different, just tell them that they’re wrong! So wrong.

Here’s the situation! You arrive home and find that the oven has been left on. Do you: Turn the oven off? Or: Do you go outside and collect a single maple leaf? Because, let’s face it, it’s the best kind of leaf!

Turn the oven off? Yeah!

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Oven mitts rock! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Do I even need these right now?

There’s only right and wrong! There’s only right and wrong! There’s only ever two choices! There’s only right and wrong!

But what about a nebulous grey area? Or situations which, upon closer analysis, reveal multiple courses of action which are both feasible and acceptable?

There’s only right and wrong.

You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! You have the power to make great choices! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! This song is 100% accurate! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice! Right and wrong! Yeah! You made the right choice! The right choice! The right choice!

Chords:

In any given situation…
C F C
C F C G/B (this last one is quick)

Verse 1
C

Chorus 1
C G
G F
F C

In any given situation…
C F C
C F C G/B (this last one is quick)

Verse 2
Am

Chorus 2
C G
G F
F C
C G
G F
F C

Bridge
C Dm
C Dm
C Dm

Chorus 3
C G
G F
F C
C G
G F
F C
C G/C
G/C F/C
F/C C
C G
G F
Fm C